Dave, I always knew that you didn't have any porn images of her. However, she didn't. She was unsure. This is why she freaked when you started a thread called 'What's The Best Place To Upload Amateur Porn?'. It was a tacit threat on your part, Dave. I'm over you not admitting that.
The rest was just horseplay. And I've gotta say, I fucking loved it. It honed me. My lappie was like a fucking gigglebox for over a year. And I couldn't have done it without you.
You've done nothing for me lately, though.
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