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    Why didn't you just have a piss on the bus? I can imagine you pissing on a really fit students shoe from the cheek republik then she toetully sucks you off on the back seat and that.

    If there is no possible way or place to pee, or you start to feel pain near your bladder, the smartest thing to do it to roll up a towel and wet yourself, this may be difficult if you are wearing a skirt, if you are try to put a towel between your legs.

    Last edited by Alien5; 11-07-2011 at 09:35 PM.

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    ^ but not a green towel, you gotta keep those for your bitch.

    cbf to make separate post but, seriousement, i just read that murses thread. it was about man-bags, disabled children and egos. ffs. it was also interspersed with some of the weakest grammar pedantry i've ever seen.
    chalice did make it bearable for about 10 seconds before he got all mushy.

    could someone please direct me to a thread filled with win and awesomeness
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Dale Farm pikey eviction

    I have the horn

    Any one of Mildred's Fred's
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    cbf to make separate post but, seriousement, i just read that murses thread. it was about man-bags, disabled children and egos. ffs. it was also interspersed with some of the weakest grammar pedantry i've ever seen.
    chalice did make it bearable for about 10 seconds before he got all mushy.

    could someone please direct me to a thread filled with win and awesomeness
    My ego is what gets on most's nerfs, it'll be about half hour's height before you realize squishy squishy. Equating ego with nonsense is the only way to make since of it all, sense I make no cents... that's poor wordplay you see.

    Can't recommend an entire thread, but my favorite title on the first page of lounge threads is "am good boy look for internet booster", since we can all appreciate a story of a good boy look for internet booster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    i also like the wordplay in your title there, is it original?
    Much like me, totally unoriginal and unholy awful when explained. Abbreviate analytical chemist, I'm an analytical chemist.
    I guess my schtick is to make you feel pixie and then longsuffering disappointment.
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    what the fuck are you prattling on about?

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    He's gradually turning into J-Dye.

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    Long hours surrounded by volatile chemicals, what do you expect?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Long hours surrounded by volatile chemicals, what do you expect?
    It's not always what you imagine, I haven't slept for 36 hours, and I had a full day's worth of manual labor setting up a Quadrupole-Time of Flight Tandem Mass Spectrometer. Involved bits of heavy lifting, rolling around on a dirty lab floor with wrenches and screwdrivers. Some more blah blah and I did manage to answer a question though, so what's with the lossless FLAC coming my way?
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    Is there a fine line between genius and insanity?

    After 36 hours of work? Is that without any sleep? How do you keep awake for so long?
    Last edited by Alien5; 11-08-2011 at 04:04 AM.

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