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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
    Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them
    Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.
    Given the dick thread I dread to think what that recipe actually contains
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
    Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them
    Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.
    But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.
    But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.

    Rorschach? Wasn't he the chap that obsessively drew dirty pictures?
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.
    Given the dick thread I dread to think what that recipe actually contains
    Shredded corned beef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.

    Rorschach? Wasn't he the chap that obsessively drew dirty pictures?
    Yup, back in the old days before porn was invented.

    He wouldn't get far these days.
    It's weird to think that people used to do psychological tests in their spare time instead of wanking and xbawks
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Barbie and Mrs. Barbie
    He isn't allowed to do anything ever. Ever.
    Hahahaha I wish this wasn't true.

    It's 'cos she's Welsh, obviousement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post

    Given the dick thread I dread to think what that recipe actually contains
    Shredded corned beef.
    Some baked beans and that could be quite nice .... maybe
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    You forgot DanB. Unless he's mentioned in pages 2-12. I'm too busy to read the whole thread. I'm not made of time, you know.

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    I think he's back inside now. Or married.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    what the actual fuck
    Last edited by manker; 11-26-2011 at 02:46 PM. Reason: wrong thread again
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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