I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them
Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.
Given the dick thread I dread to think what that recipe actually contains
I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them
Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.
But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.
But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.
Rorschach? Wasn't he the chap that obsessively drew dirty pictures?
But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.
Rorschach? Wasn't he the chap that obsessively drew dirty pictures?
Yup, back in the old days before porn was invented.
He wouldn't get far these days.
It's weird to think that people used to do psychological tests in their spare time instead of wanking and xbawks
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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