Smirnoff tastes like shit, even mixed 1/2 with coke!
Last night went to Speedway, got bored so went on the piss with mates. All the pubs were closed because of Easter so had to got to some stingy pub for oldies, Only had enough for Smirnoff.
Fucking Russians, how can they do it? Ouzo ftw!
I can't believe that on Easter a car full of drunks can drive home and not get caught. What type of country is this? For the record I met some tourist from Canada who sounds like a Frenchie, added him on Facebook like a boss!
Might post some pics of speedway once I get my phone back. Some bitch has it.
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