Last one to post wins the internets

**Mr JP Fugley** · 05-30-2009, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

srysly mate, she looked older than 36, bad tattoos, had loads of kids - scars, cuts and bruises on her face, teeth missing ...i really had to get out of there.

Did you walk all the way to the east end of Glasgow?

Stop using skweeky's account Gem, yah hun bar steward.

**Skweeky** · 05-30-2009, 10:00 PM

I was referring to Royston

**Skweeky** · 05-30-2009, 10:05 PM

Gem once spent the night in the jail in Royston. And he was wearing a suit.

**Rat Faced** · 05-30-2009, 11:03 PM

Royston?

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**Snee** · 05-31-2009, 12:28 AM

Thank jeebus for idiots. They don't feel like wot we do, I'm fairly certain, so I don't have to pull my metaphorical punches.

EDit: And that's tonight's posting caught up with and sorted. Bai.

**Mr. Mulder** · 05-31-2009, 09:09 AM

Just got a text from Mel

i met her when i went back home for that big piss up, she's 27, 5'2, short brown hair and has the sexiest little bum

**Mr. Mulder** · 05-31-2009, 09:26 AM

weirdly enough she's exactly 10 years older than my last misses and has the exact same job working in an opticians, different chain of opticians though but still...